Scientists at the prestigious University of Tomorrow have achieved a major breakthrough in quantum computing, increasing processing speed by a factor of 10^6! That's right, folks, your grandma's cat can now process cat videos in real-time.
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But wait, there's a catch! It turns out that quantum computers require so much energy to operate that they're single-handedly keeping the lights on at the local power plant. In related news, your electricity bill is about to skyrocket.
The financial implications of quantum computing on your wallet